The town Sherriff and his long time friend were fishing on the lake one day. While they were fishing, the Sherriff's friend reaches down behind his cooler and pulls out a stick of dynamite. The friend lights the fuse and throws the stick into the lake. BOOOM!!!!! The dynamite explodes and the friend begins scooping up the fish that floated to the top of the water. The Sherriff, completely shocked and alarmed, says to his friend "Man, what's wrong with you?!!! You can't do that!! That's illegal!!! Not only that, I'm the town Sherriff. Remember?!!!!" The friend reaches back down behind his cooler, grabs another stick of dynamite, lights the fuse, hands it to the Sherriff and says "Are you gonna talk or are you gonna fish?"
Click here or use the BACK button on your browser to return to the Joke Index.
Back to TOP