The Guys from Texas, California and Oregon.

Three guys were sitting around a camp fire one night. The first was from Texas, the second was from California and the third was from Oregon. The Texan, wanting to boast, picked up a bottle of Tequila and said to the others, "I'm from Texas, and in Texas, we've got a lot of Tequila." Then he took a big swig from the bottle, tossed it up in the air, drew out a western style .45 Long Colt revolver and shot the tequila bottle in mid-air.

The guy from California, not to be outdone by the Texan, grabbed a bottle of White Zinfandel and said "I'm from California, and in California we've got a lot of White Zinfandel." Then he took a swig of the wine, tossed the bottle up in the air, pulled out a Glock 9mm and shot the bottle in mid-air.

The guy from Oregon, witnessing the testamonies of the other two, retrieved an ice cold can of Olympia beer, took a swig, shot the guy from California and said "I'm from Oregon and we've got a lot of Californians in Oregon and I can get a ten cent deposit back from this can."

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