From BMW Headquarters

We at BMW feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts. This should avoid embarrassment at our inter-departmental meetings.

Therefore before the next technical meeting please make the effort to read and inwardly digest the following...

INDICATORS= Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER= Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE= Die Phatte mit Bludyfucken
LEARNER= Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR= Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER= Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE= Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER= Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT= Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS= Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING= Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE= Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES= Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM= Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE= Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT= Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT= Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT= Der Fucken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST= Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR= Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

Helmit Mitspike (Chairman)

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