Jesus is watching you.

A robber broke in a house. He heard someone say "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU".

When he put his flashlight on the voice he saw a parrot in a cage repeating itself. Under the cage was a nameplate which read, sampson.

The robber asked, "What idiot would name thier bird sampson?". The parrot then replied, "The same idiot who named thier pitbull JESUS.".

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