The Condom Purchace

A young man strode into a drugstore to buy condoms. Seeking an opinion about quality and such things, he asked the pharmacist on duty there....

The pharmacist then told the young man about the selection, saying, "The condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12. Which would you like?"

"Well," he boasted in an overly confident manner, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man made his purchase and left the store, all puffed up and proud. Later that evening, he sat down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He politely asked if he might give the blessing, and they agreed. He began the prayer, but continued praying silently for several minutes.

The girl leaned over and said, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leaned over to her and replied, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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