Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warantee registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.


1. [ ] Mr. [ ] Mrs. [ ] Ms. [ ] Miss [ ] Lt. [ ] General [ ] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other

First Name: Inital: Last Name:
Password: (Max 8 Characters) Code Name:  
Latitude: Longitude: Altitude:

2. Which model of aircraft did you purchace?

[ ] F-14 Tomcat [ ] F-15 Eagle [ ] F-16 Falcon [ ] F-117A Stealth [ ] Classified

3. Date of purchace (Month/ Day/ Year)

4. Serial Number:

5. Please check where this product was purchaced:

[ ] Received as a gift or aid package.

[ ] Catalog showroom

[ ] Independant arms broker

[ ] Mail order

[ ] Discount store

[ ] Government surplus

[ ] Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up.

[ ] Store display

[ ] Espionage

[ ] Recommended by friend/ relative/ ally

[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer

[ ] Was attatcked by one

7. Please check three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchace this McDonnell Douglas product:

[ ] Speed/ Manuverability [ ] Style/ Appearance [ ] Price/ Value [ ] Comfort/ Convenience
[ ] Kickback/ Bribe [ ] Recommended by salesperson [ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation [ ] Advanced Weapons Systems
[ ] Backroom politics [ ] Saw it in a movie. [ ] The Discovery Channel [ ] Opposed one in combat.

8. Please check the locations where this product will be used.

[ ] North America [ ] Central/ South America [ ] Aircraft carrier
[ ] Europe [ ] Middle east [ ] Africa
[ ] Asia/ Far East [ ] Misc. Third World countries [ ] Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchace in the near future:

[ ] Color T.V. [ ] V.C.R. [ ] I.C.B.M. [ ] Killer Satelite
[ ] CD Player [ ] Air to Air Missiles [ ] Nuclear Weapon [ ] Space Shuttle

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply.

[ ] Communist/ Socialist [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed [ ] Neutral
[ ] Democratic [ ] Dictatorship [ ] Corrupt [ ] Primal/ Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [ ] Suitcases of cocaine [ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal check [ ] Credit card [ ] Ransom money [ ] Traveler's check

12. Your occupation:

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales/ Marketing [ ] Revolutionary [ ] Clerical
[ ] Mercenary [ ] Tyrant [ ] Middle management [ ] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defense Minister/ General [ ] Retired [ ] Student [ ] Nude Dancer

13. To help us understand our customer's lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

[ ] Golf [ ] Boating [ ] Sabotage [ ] Running
[ ] Propaganda/ disinformation [ ] Default on loans [ ] Black Market [ ] Nascar Auto Racing
[ ] Household Gardening [ ] Crushing rebellions [ ] Espionage/ reconnaissance [ ] Fashion/ clothing
[ ] Border disputes [ ] Destabilization/ overthrow [ ] Fine wines [ ] Surfing the web
       

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

 

 

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