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Wanted: Hard working self motivated individual with the ability to motivate and inspire others. Must be willing to work days, nights, weekends, holidays and leap years. Must be able to solve other people's problems, speak three languages, fix every known brand of copy machine in the free world and lift 125 lbs. Must have the following items: A valid commercial driver's license, 4 year degree in computer science and business management, reliable transportation, black belt in Kempo karate. Excellent pay starting at just over minimum wage with profit sharing after first 20 years. No calls or faxes accepted. Apply in person M - F between 11:45 am & 2:00 pm.

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