Two nuns were given the task of painting one of the rooms in the convent that was being renovated. They were also strictly warned that they were to absolutely not get any paint on their uniform.

Having given it some thought, the nuns decided that the best way to keep from getting paint on their clothes was to remove them and paint in the nude. So, they locked the door, removed their uniforms and began painting the room.

After a while, there came a knock on the door. Startled, one of the nuns called out "Who is it?" The reply from outside the door was "Blind Man.". The nuns looked at each other and figured "Aw, what the heck. He's blind" and they opened the door for him. The blind man entered the room and said, "Nice boobs, where do you want these blinds?".

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